Si mbah Numpak becak

Ceritane mbah putri bar blonjo neng pasar sawojajar, mulihe pengin numpak becak, nyang2an karo tukang becak'e.

SI MBAH: "Pak, 5,000,- purun nggih ?"

TUKANG BECAK : "Oh dereng saget, 10,000 mawon mbah".

SI MBAH : "Emoh ah, 5,000 wae to...!!! Mengko ta duduhi dalane, ben cepet tekan omahku yoo..."

TUKANG BECAK : "Mboten saget,mbah... Nek 10,000 nggih kulo purun.."‬

‪Mangkel mergo tukang becak'e ra gelem ngeduk'ke rego, akhir'e si mbah putri ngalah, karo munggah lungguh becak,

SI MBAH ngedumel : "Nggih pun, tak bayar 10,000...!!!"‬

‪Pas neng dalan..

TUKANG BECAK : "Mandap pundhi mbah...?????"

SI MBAH : (Meneng wae...)‬

‪TUKANG BECAK : "Lha niki mandap pundi mbah..???"

SI MBAH : "Kan wes tak omongi dek mau...Nek 5,000 mengko ta duduhi dalane...Ning nek 10,000 yo ora tak kandani omahku ngendi, GOLEKONO DEWE...!!!"